I just bought a DVD for £2.50 on eBay. The seller tells me it is "from a smoke and pet free home".
I am SO fucking relieved.
Saturday 26 September 2009
Absorbent Plastic?
I just bought a DVD for £2.50 on eBay. The seller tells me it is "from a smoke and pet free home".
I am SO fucking relieved.
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Two good reasons for not having bought it
I'm not kept from a bargain by some air-headed dick who thinks the rules on selling clothes are the same as selling plastic and silicon. (though I might give no stars for item description)
Free postage too. ;-)
Well, you can be sure he hasn't used it as an ashtray, nor as a frisbee for his dog.
I hope you paid by cheque with the note 'This cheque comes from a smoke-fogged house, but no pets since the canary died'.
He might not cash it ;)
...might not even touch it if he's aware of the 'dangers' of third hand smoke...
Jay
It must be such a relief to know that your new copy of Bangkok Ladyboys hasn't been exposed to any stray ash..
This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
There's nothing pathetic about those ladyboys I can assure you. They're full of energy and err..
Stop it, BTS, you're giving away the plot!
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