Saturday, 26 September 2009

Absorbent Plastic?


I just bought a DVD for £2.50 on eBay. The seller tells me it is "from a smoke and pet free home".

I am SO fucking relieved.




8 comments:

Pat Nurse said...

Two good reasons for not having bought it

Dick Puddlecote said...

I'm not kept from a bargain by some air-headed dick who thinks the rules on selling clothes are the same as selling plastic and silicon. (though I might give no stars for item description)

Free postage too. ;-)

Leg-iron said...

Well, you can be sure he hasn't used it as an ashtray, nor as a frisbee for his dog.

I hope you paid by cheque with the note 'This cheque comes from a smoke-fogged house, but no pets since the canary died'.

He might not cash it ;)

Anonymous said...

...might not even touch it if he's aware of the 'dangers' of third hand smoke...

Jay

BTS said...

It must be such a relief to know that your new copy of Bangkok Ladyboys hasn't been exposed to any stray ash..

Bearwitch said...

This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

BTS said...

There's nothing pathetic about those ladyboys I can assure you. They're full of energy and err..

Dick Puddlecote said...

Stop it, BTS, you're giving away the plot!