Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Hope You Didn't Shower This Morning

If you did, keep well away from me, you diseased malfeasant.

Showering may be bad for your health, say US scientists, who have shown that dirty shower heads can deliver a face full of harmful bacteria.

Apparently, showering is now proven to be almost as dangerous as giving money to rubber band flickers in lab coats with nothing better to do than to take whatever cash is lobbed their way and dream up the next scare story.

It's that bad.


Anonymous said...

It's all a conspiracy, a conspiracy. We must save water, food, fuel, the PLANET.

I stood next to a cycling, not necessary to shower everyday, lots of garlic on my vegetarian din din and I only use natural perfume type in a lift yesterday.


Witterings From Witney said...

So the scientist's can't work out that if you clean the f'ing show head on a regular basis it negates the 'face full of bacteria'? Or is that not a 'scientific' solution?

And the BBC, like so much of the MSM, just 'parrot' the 'findings'? FFS!

Why don't this people just disappear down the plug-hole of life?

Gigits said...

The BBC have a story of this type every day. I'm sure they want us all to live in a permanent state of anxiety.

Fortunately, I couldn't give a f*ck.

JD said...

Well, it's all good reason to vote NO to Lisbon, I say. Actually I'm lost for words, except these few, JD.


Anonymous said...

Oh, please! Bollocks, etc.

We're at more risk from flouride in the water (which can be absorbed via the skin). Our water companies claim they have not yet flouridated the water (has anyone tested it?)

My kids grew up in a natural world without disinfectants. They happily stuffed all kinds of bacteria into their gobs while in the sandpit, garden and elsewhere.

Their immune systems are robust.

Barking Spider said...

I couldn't give a f*ck either, I prefer a bath anyway, but having said that, shower heads are detachable so it is not difficult to clean them, as WFW says!
Lefties are so pathetic and the "scientists" they employ to keep us all in a constant state of fear are only in it for the money.

SteveShark said...

So, the soapdodgers were right all along...

BTS said...

Is the lead researcher Norman Pace of The Management? That would explain it..

w/v: caked. Great way to describe MPs who fall for Chris Morris' 'campaigns'.

Actually it's quite an appropriate description of Liam Donaldson and John Prescott as well..

TheBigYin said...

Oh fvck DP, did you have to blog this? Can't get the music to the movie Jaws outta my brain now! (Do they still sell tin baths these days?)

Chris F J Cyrnik said...

Dirty shower heads; I eat 'em for breakfast!

Nope - you still can't beat good old fashioned second hand smoke for multiple scares all the way!

But hey...third hand smoke is coming up fast on the inside rail, although watch out, fourth hand smoke is wanting to clamber aboard the band wagon and make a name for itself too, and will be coming to all BBC news studios VERY soon!

Can't wait...can you?

JuliaM said...

"Can't get the music to the movie Jaws outta my brain now!"

Not 'Psycho'...?

Junican said...

Did nobody notice that the report also said that the 'germs' are blasted out of the showerhead at the first switching-on?

Well that's ok then.

I mean, does ANYONE step into the shower BEFORE switching the damn thing on?


Antipholus Papps said...

In recent tests, scientific experts discovered that the world is an utterly hostile place that could never hope to sustain life were it not for the ceaseless efforts of our altruistic and omni-benevolent government who must be given unfettered access to our money and private lives in order to protect us from germs, terrorists, smokers, and Cthulu. The scientific experts also said that they were available for children's parties.