If you did, keep well away from me, you diseased malfeasant.
Showering may be bad for your health, say US scientists, who have shown that dirty shower heads can deliver a face full of harmful bacteria.
Apparently, showering is now proven to be almost as dangerous as giving money to rubber band flickers in lab coats with nothing better to do than to take whatever cash is lobbed their way and dream up the next scare story.
It's that bad.
