Sunday 10 January 2010

Ain't That Global Warming A Bitch? (6)

Florida. The state of oranges and perennial sunshine.

Despite record lows, a load of rumors and the collective hopes and dreams of everyone in Gainesville, officials aren’t expecting snow to fall this Friday night.

North Florida continues to face one of the coldest winters in its history. Wednesday, the NWS center in Jacksonville braved 21 degree weather, the city’s coldest temperature on record, Schuler said.

“It hasn’t been that cold since 1884,” he said.

It's not going to snow though, oh no.

Viewers in Flagler and Marion counties reported seeing snow flurries just after 5 a.m. Another viewer in Brevard County reported flurries along the beach at Cape Canaveral. Ice reports were also received from Volusia, Orange and Osceola counties.

"We are close to or expecting to break records across Central Florida," WESH 2 News meteorologist Malachi Rodgers said.

Fuck the polar bears, won't somebody think of the Iguanas?


subrosa said...

Personally I'm more worried about the avocados than the iguanas Dick.

Bill (Transcriber) said...

Believe me Dick, fucking Polar bears is not a recommended activity. (I know)

As for the iguanas, if it gets much colder they will need to watch out in case the Polar Bears come down south looking for "lunch"

Barking Spider said...

Try fucking anything when it's that cold and the bastard will snap off!

Dick the Prick said...

Comedy Iguanas - oh to be a teenage lad again when wandering round with an air pistol carried no guilt at all - blowing up slugs was a personal favourite.