Sunday 3 October 2010

Carry On Cataloguing

Apologies to those who have contacted me to ask where the sidebar link to the anti-smoker psychosis catalogue has gone. I took it down temporarily as it was slow to load, not realising at the time that entries were being regularly added because they had been snagged in Blogger's new spam filter.

I had meant to restore it but procrastination kicked in until Longrider pointed out this article at CiF. In a very well-articulated piece (recommended read), he proffered a few examples of anti-smoking obsession, but they are a trifle mild for our purposes.

From the same comments section, though, come these little beauties.

I like watching recent American TV police shows where the guy who smokes gets shot. That'll teach him.

Ballinger
1 October 2010 12:54PM


Smokers are generally selfish, childish bastards

ElfinSafety
1 October 2010 1:02PM


Not only should smokers be forced to clock in and out, they should be forced to have a shower and clean their teeth so other people don't have to put up with the stench.

Dingaan
1 October 2010 2:55PM


Have you seen them, they drop thir cigarette stubs and walk on like baboons discarding banana skins. Provide vats of slime for them to stand in when they smoke then just dismiss them for time wasting

stripedone
1 October 2010 7:20PM


Crusty leather-skinned tar-ridden ash-tray mouthed, dogs-bottom-mouth, chimney-faced horrors the lot of them.

thebitterpill
1 October 2010 11:36PM
These have been duly added, along with this selection of mouth-frothing hysterics e-mailed by a fellow jewel robbing lady from Perth, Australia.

if you want to smoke, live on an island by yourself and spare the rest of us from your filthy habit.

I Love Smoking Posted at 12:26 PM September 22, 2010

It's about time the govt started to get serious about getting rid of smokers.

DGC Posted at 1:26 PM September 22, 2010

Smokefree 39..Simple solution, grab a bucket of water scream FIRE, FIRE and tip it over his head.

Jay Ar of Bush Bay North Posted at 3:01 PM September 22, 2010

Smokers look at your disgusting skin and lines on your face. If that is not enough to make you give up, smell yourself

Bob Posted at 3:42 PM September 22, 2010

enjoy your emphysema clowns, and keep your smoke to your own festering, brown walled, putrid holes. Suck it in suckers...and have a nice day y'all!

Duke (cough!) Posted at 10:33 PM September 22, 2010
Lastly, Captain Ranty carries two quite astounding examples of anti-smoking hypocrisy which are also now catalogued there for posterity. Steel your stomach for the first one, especially.

Disgusting!
Filthy Bastard!

The database of deranged, inhuman fuckwittery from these people is growing nicely, so remember to keep 'em peeled when reading comments sections. If you see anything particularly hideous and hate-infused, simply click on the bright red fury-filled face to the right to take you to the ever-lengthening list, and place your 'find' there with a link to your source. The nuttier and more mentally unbalanced, the better.

Isn't it nice to know that such abominable people are increasingly fêted and pandered to by your government, eh?

ADDENDUM: Forgot to mention that the comments for older posts are moderated (merely so I don't miss them, they are always published) so don't worry if there is a delay.


6 comments:

Pavlov's Cat said...

I thought it was amusing to see Duncan Bannatyne moaning in The Mail about the new Equality Act What on earth made a Tory-led Government enact Labour’s most lunatic legislation?

I wonder if this is the same Duncan Banatyne who was all in favour of "Smoking should be banned in cars, It should also be illegal to smoke at home in front of children, shops should need a licence to sell cigarettes. "

So equality for all, except smokers eh! Dunc?

Anonymous said...

Could we have a catalogue running
side by side with Psychos list.
Suitable treatments and cures for
when confronted with said hand wafters, head shakers and pseudo
coughers.
Remember,with these characters,
anything goes.
The antis themselves have said
they will go to any extremes to achieve their objectives.

So be it

Anonymous said...

I actually think that these have a better chance of causing a reaction amongst MPs than the arguments about the (junk) science, the arguments about property rights and civil liberties, the thousands of pubs closing etc, as most MPs are pretty stupid but like to think they are doing the "right" thing, that they are somehow working in the public good. Many even think the ban is just about smoking in pubs and so therefore trivial. Just show them a thick wad of these things and say, "And this was only in a few months. YOU created this. YOU sanctioned this. Can you now see how the Ban is a lunatic's charter, and YOU encouraged this sort of divisive intolerance when you so blithely voted for a ban. It's not just about smoking in pubs, it's about the intolerance such a law causes. Proud of yourself? So what are you going to do about it?"

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks DP, for the linky lerv.

CR.

Leg-iron said...

I've added a drop of nicotine to my gut-stabiliser formulations. It won;t make a jot of difference to the effect and it won't be enough for anyone to even notice. But it's there.

Let the NHS disease experiments continue, but only on antismokers.

banned said...

"I like watching recent American TV police shows where the guy who smokes gets shot." Not forgetting the English accent to make spotting the bad guy easy.